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  "I'm sorry, Sir, but you'll have to come back after 12noon, as our computers are down and we don't have the exchange rate yet," said the teller....
• Q: What's worse than being hijacked by the PLO? A: Being rescued by the Egyptians.
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• In view of recent admonitions against jokes maligning any class of people, I thought I'd put together some examples of humor that are approved within the Tandem Values.
  Note how these jokes arise from existing ones that are not permitted, showing that humor can be found anywhere....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
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