There has been a lot of publicity recently regarding Johnny
Carson's joke contrasting parrots and Nevada women. In further-
ance of my aim to provide complete (and unbiased) reports, I
have learned that many other states were the butts of Johnny's
jokes. Some of them follow:
Q:? What is the difference between a Wisconsin farmer and Wis-
consin Cheese?
A: One is old, smelly and moldy and the other goes good on
crackers.
Q:? Why do all the college football fields in Ohio have artif-
icial turf?
A:It prevents the cheerleaders from grazing on the fields
after the games.
Q:? Why do Kentuckians no longer put ice in their drinks?
A: They lost the recipe.
Q:? What is the difference between a werewolf and a girl from
Tennessee?
A:Werewolves are hairy only when the moon is full.
...I only report them, I don't write them.
