WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOLDUP AND A STICKUP?

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOLDUP AND A STICKUP?
YOUR AGE.
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WHY DID THE GREEK BOY LEAVE HOME?
HE DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY HE WAS BEING REARED.
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HOW CAN YOU IDENTIFY AN OLD MAN IN THE DARK?
IT'S NOT HARD.
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 101 YR OLD MAN ARRESTED FOR RAPE?
HE WAS CHARGED WITH ASSAULT WITH A DEAD WEAPON.