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• A black man goes to the unemployment office. The counselor tells him they have a scanner that determines what job will best suit him, and leads him to a booth.
  A tape will come out with code letters on it, and you just bring this tape to me when it's finished....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• I-M-I-N-U, U-R-I-N-2, S-E-Z-2-C-B-B, U-N-I-C-I-2-I
• The letters H, A, L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters I, B, M.
• 48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION?
  YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A "SPEED-UP" CAMPAIGN!...
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
  ..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• R-e-a-d m-y l-i-p-s "No more lip-reading
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