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  Hoping to make amends, the barber asked, "Do you want your head wrapped in a towel?...
• Customer: How much is a haircut? Barber: Eight dollars.
  Customer: How much is a shave? Barber: A buck....
• a young man who was prematurely bald went to a barber for a trim.
  during the course of the short haircut the young man asked if there was a dependable hair restorer....
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• HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
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• Seems there was one Hulda and one Heinrich Ulrich and they were very close.
  They were both homebodies. One day Heinrich didn't come home for dinner and that was very unlike him....
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  UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Custome...
• Having just finished his meal, the restaraunt customer was eagerly looking forward to enjoying a good cup of coffee before he left.
  As the waiter returned from the kitchen, the customer noticed that the waiter was holding the cup in such a way that his thumb curled over the rim of the cup and was actually submerged in the brew....