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Mommy, Mommy, Why Is Daddy Running Down The Street?" -- "Shut Up And Reload.
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"Mommy, mommy, why is Daddy running down the street?"
-- "Shut up and reload."
Related:
Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
Kid: "Mommy, mommy, I don't want hamburgers!" Mommy
Shut up and put your hand back in the meat grinder!...
"Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
"Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!" "Shut up and keep swimming...&quo
Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna visit Grandma!" "Shut up and keep digging ...
Mommy, mommy, I don't like drag racing!" "Shut up and hang on to the bumper ...
Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate ...
Mommy, mommy...I don't wanna see Grandma." "Shut up and keep digging.
Mommy, mommy...I don't wanna make cookies." "Shut up and get in the oven.
