VARIOUS OBSCURE SCIENTIFIC TERMS Avogadro = The Main Ingredient In Guacamole.

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VARIOUS OBSCURE SCIENTIFIC TERMS

Avogadro = The main ingredient in guacamole.

Circular Reasoning = See Reasoning, Circular.

Half-life = Saturday night in Vacaville.

Hyperbola = An ellipse described by Howard Cosell.

Millihelen = The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

Ohm = Where the heart is.

Loschmidt's Number = (415) 767-1678

Rosche's Limit = About three beers.

Reasoning, Circular = See Circular Reasoning.

Unit of Power = Watt. "I said, unit of power!" Watt. "I **SAID** ..."

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