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VARIOUS OBSCURE SCIENTIFIC TERMS Avogadro = The Main Ingredient In Guacamole.
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VARIOUS OBSCURE SCIENTIFIC TERMS
Avogadro = The main ingredient in guacamole.
Circular Reasoning = See Reasoning, Circular.
Half-life = Saturday night in Vacaville.
Hyperbola = An ellipse described by Howard Cosell.
Millihelen = The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Ohm = Where the heart is.
Loschmidt's Number = (415) 767-1678
Rosche's Limit = About three beers.
Reasoning, Circular = See Circular Reasoning.
Unit of Power = Watt. "I said, unit of power!" Watt. "I **SAID** ..."
Related:
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
MilliHelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millihelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Circular logic will only get you dizzy.
M.A.D.D is the acronym for Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving .
... A Native American woman is sitting on a moose hide....
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence.
The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution....
cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
.. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
Computer novices Computer novices may feel like they're alone these day
but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway....
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry....