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A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer," Quoted The Pro- Fessor.
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"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the pro-
fessor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an
anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
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He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in Washington D....
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At the conclusion of the lecture he announced a question and answer period....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
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Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
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It's getting so that I can't even teach a lecture without reviewing high school algebra....
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