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Q: How Do You Sneak Up On A Celery? A: Stalk.
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Q: How do you sneak up on a celery?
A: Stalk.
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Question: How do you kill an Aggie? Answer: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his head.
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Q: Do you know why Nancy Reagan is always on top? A: Because Ronnie only knows how to screw up.
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