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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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• I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
• This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!
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  It's based on the unix strings package. nroff source is available for those that want the underlines and all....