SHE HAD PLENTY OF LIFE INSURANCE. UNFORTUNATELY, HER PIMP DIED.

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SHE HAD PLENTY OF LIFE INSURANCE.
UNFORTUNATELY, HER PIMP DIED.

Today, almost every hooker understands how important it is to have life
insurance. The streets can get pretty rough. But what if your pimp is
offed? Who's going to find you new johns? Who's going to supply your smack?
Clearly, his loss would create financial hardships for you and the two
mulatto kids he left behind. With Metropolitan Street Life's new "WHORE
PLUS PLAN," a prostitute can get permanent insurance protection that pro-
vides door-to-door Cadillac service, up to three fixes daily, and a big,
bad motherfucker with a gun - just as if your main man was still around.
What do we ask in return for a safe future? 50% of the action. That's pro-
bably a better deal than he gave you. And we won't beat you upside the head.

METROPOLITAN STREET LIFE INSURANCE COMPANIES

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