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• From: shankar@hpclscu.HP.COM (Shankar Unni) Subjec
  Balls to your partner Date: 7 Jun 88 20:32:53 GMT An American General, a Russian General and a British General are standing on the deck of a ship watching war exercises (OK, OK, so this is an *old* one....
• An American General, a Russian General and a British General are standing on the deck of a ship watching war exercises (OK, OK, so this is an *old* one.
  .). The topic of discussion turns to human courage, and the Russian General boasts, "Russians are the most courageous people on Earth!...
• This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
  Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision....
• Have you ever noticed the similarities between some TV shows?
  The U.S.S. Enterprise The Love Boat --------------------- ------------- Bald Captain Bald Captain Young Wesley is related to a Young Vicki is related to a crewmember and works on the ship crewmember and works on the ship Ship's doctor is a main character Ship's doctor is a main character Troi, ship's counselor is sexy, Julie the cruise director is sexy, but annoying but annoying Actors stand in front of screen, Actors stand in front of screen, upon which is projected upon which is projected background background of open space of open sea A dumping ground for second-rate A dumping ground for second-rate washed-up guest stars washed-up guest stars Going to strange new worlds Going to strange new ports-of-call Cheesy opening song Cheesy opening song Too many scenes of self-indulgent Too many scenes of self-indulgent crap in the holodeck crap in the lounge Socially retarded character with Socially retarded character with job description for name (Data) job description for name (Gopher) In late-night syndication In late-night syndication Bad 2-hour pilot Bad 2-hour pilot Enterprise has shuttlecrafts and Love Boat has lifeboats and detaching saucer section flotation devices Scenes linked by ship shots Scenes linked by ship shots One character inexplicably One character inexplicably replaced then returned (Crusher) replaced, then returned (Julie) After-the-fact bed scenes with After-the-fact bed scenes with pointless discussion pointless discussion Captain straightens uniform when Captain straightens uniform when disgusted/angry/nervous disgusted/angry/nervous Final scene takes place on trans- Final scene takes place on loading porte...
• My ship came in. Naturally it was the Kobayashi Maru.
• Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned...
• When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
• Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.