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Two Midgets Were Talking. "How Was Your Vacation At That Nude Ranch?
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Two midgets were talking. "How was your vacation at that nude ranch?" asked
the first. "Strange," replied the second, "At first I thought I was in Iraq.
From my angle everyone looked like Saddam Hussein ..."
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