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• HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
  2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the numbers change....
• A Blonde Trapped In A Snow Storm: It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart.
  She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home....
• A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas.
  She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck!...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• A topologist walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender, being a number theorist, says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve topologists here.
  The disgruntled topologist walks outside, but then gets an idea and performs Dahn surgery upon herself....
• A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive.
  I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast....
• A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and turned up pregnant.
  Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that would keep her secret safe, possibly right up until the birth....