Despite Acts Of Great Herosim, Three British Soldiers Returned From The Falk- Land Islands Without Being Decorated.

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Despite acts of great herosim, three British soldiers returned from the Falk-
land Islands without being decorated. Their captain called them into his
office to explain. "Bit of a cock-up in the medals department, chaps," he
said, "So the regiment has decided to give you ten pounds sterling for
each inch of measurement between any two parts of your bodies. Private,
which measurement for you?" "Tip of me toes to the top of me head, sah!"
Taking out a tap measure, the Captain announced, "That's 720 pounds. Well
done, private. Corporal?" "Tip of one hand to the tip of the other, me arms
outstreched, sah!" The captain took the measurement. "Six feet, two inches -
740 pounds. Very good, corporal. Sergeant, how about you?" "Tip of me prick
to me balls, sah!" "Very well. Drop your trousers, then." The captain put
his tape measure at the end of the man's penis, then looked up and asked,
"Where are your balls, sergeant?" "Goose Green, Falklands, sah!"

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