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Q: What Did The Indian Say When His Dog Fell Of The Cliff? A: Dog-gone.
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Q: What did the indian say when his dog fell of the cliff?
A: Dog-gone.
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Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
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