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• Q: Why did Yoko Ono call the exterminator? A: She found a dead Beatle on her door-step!
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• Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
  A: They both have balls just for decoration....
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• Q: What do Rock Hudson and Len Bias have in common? A: They both died of a bad case of crack.
• Q: What do Marion Barry and Marilyn Quayle have in common? A: They both blow a little dope.
• Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
  A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....
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