One sunday, a Mother Superior was walking in the convent garden when she
saw a young novice surrounded by pigeons shouting, "Fuck off! Fuck off!"
"Sister!" the Mother Superior said sharply, "There is no need for such
language. All you have to do is say, 'Shoo, shoo,' and they'll fuck off."
Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck
and I'm off to the rodeo
*chorus*
It's an alamand (sp? ) left
An alamand right
Come on you mother fucker
Get your right step right
Get off stage
You God damn dude you know
Piss me off
Fuckin' jerk
Get on my nerve
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
*chorus*
Well it's forty below
And I don't have a truck
And I don't give a fuck
Cause I'm off to the rodeo
*chorus*
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