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  SHE: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd return it....
• They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
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• Q: What do you get when you cross a one-legged mongoloid with a polack? A: A polaroid one-step!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Polack and a Mongoloid with one leg? A: A Polaroid 1 Step
• A man was walking down the street one day when he saw a Polack standing on the corner, playing with his butt and then smelling his fingers.
  The man watched the Polack do this for a minute or so, then he walked over to him and asked, "What are you doing, if I might ask?...
• do you know how to tell which is the rich Polack in an all polack neighborhood?
  His is the house with the diving board on the septic tank....
• HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?
  SHE: "Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?...