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Q: What Is Red And Green And Nailed To The Floor? A: The Same Baby, Six Months Later!
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Q: What is red and green and nailed to the floor?
A: The same baby, six months later!
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Q: What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A: A Baby nailed to the floor.
What is green and doesn't scratch on glass??? The same baby two weeks later!
Q: What's red, green and drips down the wall? A: Granpa's final cough.
What is black, smells and doesn't squirm?? The same baby three weeks later!!
Q: What's pink and red and hangs from the phone line? A: A baby that was hit by a snowblower.
What is red and scratches on glass?? A baby in a microwave!
What's red and screams? A skinned baby rolling in salt.
What's red and black and jumps in the air? A baby in a toaster.
What's Red and Swings? Baby on a Meat hook.