So This Lady Walks Into A Bar Carrying A Duck Under Her Arm.

So This Lady Walks Into A Bar Carrying A Duck Under Her Arm.

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So this lady walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. A drunk
at the bar looks up and says, "That's the ugliest pig I ever saw!". The
lady says, "You stupid drunk. That's not a pig, that's a duck!". And the
drunk says, "I was talking to the duck."

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