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Miscellaneous Jokes

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To all those Freshman note takers out there....here's an example of good note taking
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Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful They are all different They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face...... Dave B....
Today marks the first birthday of rec.humor.funny. Thanks to all my submitters for a funny year, and thanks to the readers, too.
(Please don't mail to thank me, the 700 Poll responses were enough.)...
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Erpnyyvat uvf ivfvg gb Vaqvn, Ur fgnegrq tvivat ure n uneq gvzr nobhg gur fnavgnel pbaqvgvbaf gurer....
A finanicial magnate was on his death bed. He was under an Oxygen tent.
At his side stood his loyal subordinate, tears streaming down his face....
Inflamed: What?!? You didn't think it was funny? Where did you get your sense of humor, an Acme correspondence course?
What do I have to do to get something funny posted around here? Blow...
Little Willie had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything.
One day, Willie's father consulted his teacher. The teacher said....
This from Air & Space/Smithsonian magazine: The three-letter airport identifier for Sioux City, Iowa, under attack by state officials, will be changed.
The Federal Aviation Administration has ag...
Q: Do you know what a test tube baby's worst nightmare is ? A: Ella Fitzgerald and Memorex.
From an article in the Globe & Mail, Jul 26, written by Bryan Johnson, in Pakista
First he tells of a pilot who spotted tracer bullets as he approached a runway in Norhtern Pakistan....

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