Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Heard in the office... She: Would you like to see my new dress?
He: I'd like nothing better. jbowe@bbn.com...
George Bush has announced that his Vice-President's first official assignment will be to travel to Lebanon to get firsthand information on the hostage situation.
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no...
This was posted a week ago in talk.pol.misc, but thought I'd let you mull it over.
It is original writing, and is typical of my callous mode of social thought which I occasionally fall into....
I was first exposed to this joke when a friend of mine put it in comic strip form for a french course homework.
I don't think he invented it himself.) A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and he...
Stephane M. Desmarai
My grandmother (age 70) told me this joke, original source unknown.
.. For a long time, Mary had a fantasy of making love with an &l...
A pastor was visiting an elderly lady who was a "shut in.
One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka.
"The boy hurried into his bedroom, ri...
This guy's wife was always wanting to go golfing with him and he said he didn't think she would enjoy it.
She kept pressuring him and finally he gave in. So they're on the golf course and o...

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