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Bill Kennedy usenet {killer,att,cs.utexas.edu,sun!
daver}!ssbn!bill internet bill@ssbn....
This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the highway.
We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot....
The five rules of Socialism: 1. Don't think 2.
If you do think, don't speak 3. If you think and speak, don't write 4....
Why is Poland just like the United States? In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.
S. you can get whatever you want for dolla...
where "pppphhhhhbbbttttt" equals sticking you tounge between your lips and blowing air.
A pseudo Bronx cheer.) A man walks into a bar with a Leprechaun on his shoulder....
By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.
My friend Bruce tells a story of when he was a teenager and he and his brother were looking at magazines in a drugstore, under a big sign that said "No Loitering".
An older, female drugstore employ...
From the San Francisco Chronicle's Personals column of 11/29/88
Lenore Skenazy of Advertising Age recently asked readers for suggestions for the next "Geraldo!...
ed A "JEDR" (pronounced "Jedder") is a generic member of a lampooned identifiable group.
It stands for "Joke Ethnic/Denomination/Race" and can refer to members of any such group, and others....
Airplane Humor ------------- Question: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?
Answer: The cockpit door. Pilot's bumper sticker: Don't tell my mother I'...

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