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A woman went to her doctor for a followup visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.
She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. ...
Mickey Mouse was trying to convince a judge to give him a divorce from Minnie Mouse
Judge: "I'm sorry Mickey, but you claiming Minnie is crazy is not a valid reason for me to grant a divorce....
A guy was in a record store to buy a 45-rpm record of his favorite song.
After he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet....
A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....
SCENE: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
Along comes a fox, out for a walk. FOX: "What are...
A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner.
Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face....
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch.
Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom....
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen....
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
A certain professor was known for cracking vulgar jokes in class.
A group of girls never appreciated it. One day they decided to walk out as soon as the professor started one of his dirty cracks....

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