Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What has 60 teeth and holds back a gigantic monster? A: My zipper.
When I got married I told my wife I wanted to set the world on fire.
After three years of being married to her I wanted to set myself on fire ......
A priest, a minister and a rabbi all died at the same time and met at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter stood before the locked gates and looked upon them sternly....
A polack, a german and an iraqi all volunteered for a scientific experiment to determine ethnic variation in olfactory tolerance.
The three were locked into a well-heated pigpen with four pigs who h...
Q: What is seven miles long and goes five miles per hour?
A: A mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables....
After many years of study, two orthodox rabbanical students graduated from the seminary, and were told to get black suits and go into the world.
One said that his uncle Pincus, the tailor, would giv...
Customer: How much is a haircut? Barber: Eight dollars.
Customer: How much is a shave? Barber: A buck....
Two tourists, a Pole and Czechoslovakian, were visiting Yellowstone National Park.
Their first night, two huge bears wandered into their campsite and ate the two hapless tourists....
A jewish guy walked into a bar, sat down next to a chinese guy, had two drinks, and punched the chinese guy in the nose.
What that for?" asked the chinese guy. "That's for bombing Pearl Harbor," sa...
Q: What do you say to a mexican in a three-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please stand.

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