Miscellaneous Jokes

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Some guys are trading increadible stories in a bar when one of them pulls a miniature grand piano out of his pocket and sets it down on the bar.
Next he produces a little man about a foot high from...
Bill goes to a fertility clinic. "The first thing we need", says the doctor, "is a sperm sample".
He gives Bill a bottle and directs him to room four....
This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens.
Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary...
You should be ashamed," the father told his son, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school.
"Really?" the kid said. "Well when he was your age, he w...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of 3 possible operations.
The operation is performed, but a month l...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of people one night.
He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud- speaker system....
A little withered old man walks into a timber company office, and applies for a job as a lumberjack.
The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea. After all, he is old, small, and appare...
This guy buys a parrot. Every morning he stands in front of the cage and asks in a pleasant voice "Can you talk?
This goes on for weeks with absolutely no response from the bird. Finally one mo...
Young Charlie is having trouble with his first grade addition homework, so his father decides to help.
He teaches the Charlie how to add small numbers by counting on his fingers. Eventually, the l...

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