Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Home › Short Jokes › Miscellaneous Jokes

Did you hear the story on the pretty your girsl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys?
The guys came back with bluegills and walleyes while she came back with a red snapper....
While giving a physical, the doctor noticed that his patient's shins were covered with dark, savage bruises.
"Tell me," said the doctor, "Do you play hockey or soccer?" "neither," said the man....
It was her first day on the job at the Double-Bubble plant, and Griselda fell into a vat of gum.
Naturally, her boss chewed her out..............
After suffering through years of his wif'e gowawful coffee, the man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer.
Dropping it on the attorney's desk, the man growled, "Here they are!" "Here a...
A man was standing on a street corner whene he saw a funeral prosession.
At the end of the prosession was a man with a dog and a hundred or more other guys....
a black cat is considered bad luck, but a white cat is called "pussy"?
A hunter from out East was stalking ducks near Texarcanna, where three states join.
He spies a duck, shoots it and is about to pick it up when he hears a voice....
While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was destresseed to see a drunken unkept man sit down next to her.
"Say, honey-baby ... I'd really like t'get into those pants o'yours." "Thanks," she sho...
little boy to little girl: "I sure would like to get into your pants" little girl to little boy
Why?" little boy: "'cause I shit in mine!...
An elderly gentlemen went to the doctoor for a physical.

< previous

201

202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
315
next >