Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Straight out of college and not terribly sharp, a young reportter lands a choice assignme
o interview both the president of the United States and the prime minister of Israel....
A Chinese gentleman was on holiday in Paris when he happened upon a very stunning lady of the evening, who was only too willing to accompany him back to his hotel.
They strolled arm-in-arm down the C...
An Italian and a German were riding in an elevator when the German cut loose with a really loud, explosive fart.
The Italian couldn't handle it, started waving both arms in front of his face, and sai...
This koala bear flys in from Austrailia to visit his friends in New York.
His friends take him out to a house of ill repute for a night of wild abandon....
What's worse than a pimple on your nose? A blackhead in your refrigerator!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer have that Mike Ditka (of the Chicago Bears) wants?...
Did you hear that Dahmer's kids are spoiled rotten?
?. One day, all the parts of the body got together to decide who should be boss....
I needed to paint my house, so I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint in the shape of my house.
I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included so I had to buy them again. I...
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
.. Where do you take your dog if it loses its tail....
Computer people insert it between the margins. Computer people do the hard drive.
I can't do the hard drive, I've got a floppy....
This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over.
The officer asks to see her license. The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face, and asks what a license is....

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