Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
Ella McPherson was a little naive about the ways of the world, and found that eventually she had to attend a gynecologist.
The conversation went something like this... EM: Hi doc, I've never been to...
One day in Norsegard (the Norwegian heaven, I think), Thor, the god of thunder, being bored with heavenly existence decided that a quick trip to earth would help alleviate some of this boredom.
Trave...
There are three kinds of sex in a marriage. First is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime....
HP and Motorola decided to have a boat race, on the Thames, following the famous Oxford vs Cambridge course.
Both teams practiced hard, and came the big day, they were as re...
Alienation can be fun! AMNESIA RULES ... er ... um An elephant is a mouse drawn to government specifications Anarchists unite!
Archduke Ferdinand found alive - First World War a mistake!! Autopsy i...
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally...
Q: What's clear and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: You 'neak up on him....
I know a rhyme about Rabbits, that doesn't mention their habits.
Either e. e. cummings of Oscar Wilde, I don't remember who There's this park with a bunch of rabbits in it....
An Avon lady was driving down the road, when she hit a bunny rabbit.
She became absolutely horrified with the idea that she may have killed the rabbit....

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