Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo...
Q: What's the difference between black pussy and a bowling ball? A: You can eat a bowling ball!
With the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.
Who turned on the fucking lights?" a male passenger, who had been surly since boarding, snarled at a stewardess....
Brace yourself, Mr. Cassidy," the physician told the patient on whom he had performed a battery of costly tests.
You have approximately six months to live." "But I don't have insurance, docto...
Three women - a German, a Jew and a Polack - all gave birth to seven-pound baby boys at the same time.
The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mothe...
Even though a fellow was late for his flight, he dashed into the airport men's room, pissed,and quickly headed for the door.
At one of the sinks a Marine sergeant was washing his hands. The Leathe...
A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp.
I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he's goi...
Bill had just returned from a week of honeymooning, and his best friend asked him how it went.
The first night we did it nine times," Bill said....
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said....

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