Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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It really bothers me when people cut me o
Improve your memory, forget about work
An eldrly couple decided to get married. The old gentleman had been after her for years, and she agree on the condition that they both get complete physical exams.
They went to the doctor's offi...
Q: What's the difference between a Pit Bull and a woman with PMS?
A: Lipstick (though I can't recall seeing many Pit Bulls wearing it)....
It's been a business doing pleasure with you
A guy has SEVERE constipation and he goes to his docter for help.
After the doc looks him over, he prescribes some suppositories for the patiant....
Best pickup line in a gay bar: "May I push your stool in?
Gay guy walks into a gay bar, sees a fellow he likes, so he say
Say, you don't have AIDS, do you?" The fellow say...
186,000 miles a second -- it's the Law! (speed of light)
This lady was a big fan of Elvis. And to show this, she decided to go and get a tattoo on her upper theigh.
She went to the tattoo parlor and had it done. When the guy finished she look at it a...

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