Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many Aggies does it take to have sex. 5. 1 to do the job and 4 to bounce the bed.
3 guys in a boat fishing. a catholic, a methodist, and a baptist.
The catholic says to the others "I'm getting hungry and my lunch is on shore"....
A baby chick ask his mother. "Am I people?
No, you are a chicken." "Was I born?...
After thirty years of marriage, John's wife died. Two years later he was beginning to adjust and at the suggestion of a friend decided to investigate a local nudists camp.
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Telecommunications Dictionary. Term Definition.
----- --------------- Modem What landscapers do to dem lawns....
At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
When all else fails, try Tequila...
One: What are the famous words of the giant? Two: FEE FI FO FUM ONE
O.K. Pick any three of them in random order. Two...
Lockheed Aviation files Copyright-Action against Texas Condom Maker!
Seems a Texas-Firm, making the "Stealth-Condom" got on the wrong side of Lockheed!...
A newfie goes to Toronto to seek his fortune and after a couple of years is doing very well for himself.
His brother calls from Newfoundland to to tell him their father is very ill and probably wo...

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