Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Why did the bald man have a hole in his pants? ANWSER
So he could run his fingers through his hair....
What is biker foreplay? "You awake, bitch?
Did you hear about the Mexican disk drive salesman that named his twin boys Jose and Jos-b?
The new priest was so nervous at his first Christmas Mass that he could hardly speak.
Before his second appearance in thee pulpit he asked the Monsignor how he could relax....
A dead Pitbull is a good Pitbull
Now where did I park my hard drive?
Sing this to the Everly Brothers' tune "Wake Up, Little Susie
Wake up or eat sushi, wake up! Wake up or eat sushi, wake up!...
Well, how we gonna talk to kids who say ko nee-chee-wah?
Wake up or eat sushi! Wake up or eat sushi!...

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