Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....
Here about the guy getting his first piece? Her ma catches them and goes BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
How do you avoid falling hair??? ...step to the side!
A cowboy rides into town and decides to pull his horse up to the local saloon to have a few drinks.
The bartender sees him through the window as the cowboy gets off his horse (that's not the joke)....
St. Peter is doing his usual thing in heaven (this is a genre in itself) and Salvador Dali appears at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter says, "Your name please?" and Dali gives his name and Pete says, "I...
Seems there was one Hulda and one Heinrich Ulrich and they were very close.
They were both homebodies. One day Heinrich didn't come home for dinner and that was very unlike him....
There's this guy who decides to send his 16 year old son to a prostitute to become properly initiated into sex.
The prostitute takes him to the bedroom and starts taking him through various routine...
Two male surfers were gloriously bronzed except for their genital areas.
One of them said, "Let's go down to the end of the beach tomorrow and bury ourselves in the sand with our pricks exposed....
There was this guy who won the lottery. He immediately calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags.
And she says, "Well, we only have one suitcase." And he say...

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