Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitaria
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
Hear about the man who was half Japanese and half Negro?
Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey!...
I met this girl last night, she was half French, and half Chinese.
When I took her home, she ate my laundry!...
2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare (-_-) Secret smile &l
{:-)} Message in a bottle... <:-)<<| Message from a space rocket....
The little cabbage in the field was consulting its mother about life.
Life," said the mother "is a gamble...
I knew this eccentric Frenchman who raises carp in the south of France.
When the carp are full grown, he catches them, skins them, and makes men's wallets out of the skins....
Speaking of Spiney Norman, a Hedgehog: Not many people are aware that he doesn't work alone
much of the time he is accompanied by Celeste, a giant shark....
And of course you heard about the Pole and the Czech who went hunting.
.. The rangers had warned them about the bears, but they felt they were well enough equipped....
There was a girl from Dung-D Who got raped by an ape in a tree.
The results were most horrid, all ass and no forehead, 3 balls an a purple gautee......

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