Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide
One evening, a little boy greets his father after work, and notices a condom fall out of the pocket as the man takes off his coat.
Dear old dad doesn't notice until the child opens the packet and...
How many women do you know that you CAN trust?!?! One.
She is not born yet and her mother is dead....
A bald guy was talking to a friend. He said his wife had been kidding him that his bald head felt just like her ass.
The friend reached out and rubbed his head, nodded wisely and said, "You know...
For further information.. send $5.00..NOW!
Why does a computer and a woman have in common? -You have to punch information into both of them.
Why do women have legs? -So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
What's the purpose of a woman? -Cat life-support system.
What's the first thing a gentleman does with his a-hole in the morning?
-Wakes her up and gets her to make coffee....

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