Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What's awesome, blonde, blue and red at the same time?
-My girlfriend watching me type this- AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!...
Being Sexy Isn't Easy, but Someone's Gotta Do It!
There are some things I like about you, but I can't put my fingers on them...
Being close to you truly warms my heart. Plus a few other places I can't mention.
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall. I did.
I went fishing one day, just for the halibut. All I caught was a haddock, So I went home and took too many aspirins, And then my herring got impaired.
It's not that I don't trust you �� Or is it?
Did you hear about the 2 men from the monastery who opened up a fast food seafood restaurant?
? one was the fish friar, and the other was the chip monk....
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France???? Linoleum blown-apart.
Get the point?," he said sharply!

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