Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why does Washington, D.C. have so many lawyers and New Jersey so many toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got to choose first ......
Q: Whats blue and comes in brownies? A: Cub Scouts.
There were three dogs sitting at the pound and each had an interesting story about why they were there and what they thought would happen to them.
Pit-Bull: The family next door had a nine month o...
Q: What's the definition of a wife? A: An attachment you screw on the bed to clean the house.
Q: What good are tails on an animal? A: Maybe they should be considered as neckties for their butts?
Q: Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
A: They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals....
Q: Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
A: 13 passengers were marooned....
Q: What looks like, smells like and tastes like banana's, but isn't banana's? A: Monkey puke.
Q: What do you tell a dutchman who has his finger in a dyke?
A: That he's wasting his time, there's no way he'll stop the flow....
There once was a man named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, She was dirty and gritty, And missing one titty, But think of the money he saved!

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