Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Hear about the father of the leper? He gave away his daughter's hand in marriage.
The famous Statesman, William Penn, had two old aunts named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies.
But, alas, they got greedy and raised the prices up and up till all the p...
Jack and Jill went up the hill, They each had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down and she had $2.50....
When Mary Poppins grew too old for the nanny business, she moved out t L.
A., to open a fortune-telling shop and mouth-wash store....
Dig a very large hole and layer the bottom with about a foot of ash.
Then put a line of peas around the top of the hole....
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Or.... the Travelling Salesman was weekending in a small town whose single industry was the manufacture of coin operated machines.
It was very quiet on Saturday night so he asked the desk clerk if...
Greetings. Must tell you about my uncle Bill who went to Hollywood to get a job in the movies.
Bill finally got his big break and was chosen to play a part in a western....
There was once a little land,where there lived a little peaceful race of people called the Trids.
Everything was OK until a huge giant settled in their land.And if that weren't bad enoug...

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