Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A man stood on the Brooklyn Bridge, his feet hung in the water. - Longfellow
Two guys stop on a bridge to relieve themselves. As they are standing there, the first guy said "Hey, this water is cold.
The other guy replied, "Yeah, and deep too....
Two neighbors were discussing gardening one afternoon.
The lady from next door remarked, "My but you have such a nice blush on your tomatoes, how do you do it?...
If you had a faggot on your back, would you let him stay on, or would you beat him off?
There were two young brothers, Ted age 10 and Roy age 8.
For days they had been contemplating where they were going to be sent for their annual summer camp....
Did you pass your prune pit today?
Or the gal who wanted a unique pet for a gift for her husband, and bought the Crunch-Bird that the pet store clerk recommended.
Why? Well, the clerk had demonstrated.... "Crunch-Bird - CHAIR!" Whe...
A woman in Boston hails a taxi and hops in. Woma
Oh driver, take me to where I can get scrod. Drive...
Beware of geeks baring GIFs.
Why doesn't the Post Office lose THIER mail?

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