Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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THE ANSWER IS: Beef, Iron and Wine The question is "What do housewives do at home all day?
Two contestants on a TV game show were in the final round.
Mr. Cohn was way ahead of Mr. Schine, but just as the buzzer was rung, Schine slipped ahead, and won!...
If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!...
Overheard in court one day: Judge - What's your name?
Prisoner - Sparks Judge - What's the charge? Prisoner - Assault and battery Judge - Well, lock him in a dry cell!...
I went fishing one day just for the halibut, but all I caught was a haddock, so I went home and took a bunch of aspirins, and then my herring got impaired.
We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up!
Why?? Cause it goes without saying......
Sheep get their haircut at the baa baa shop!
Don't press your luck! Avoid ironing your four-leaf clovers!
What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!...
All the best chess players were at a big tournament.
They hung out for the first hour in the hallway, bragging to each other about all their recent victories....

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