Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
A dentist was obsessed by dental floss! His obsession was so great that he bought a roan horse to help him gather floss for his growing collection.
Another dentist became even more compulsive and...
Be proud of me, and someday I may deserve it.
Q: What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia? A: A Phillips Screwdriver!
For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog.
When he found out I was Jewish, he bit me! He was a wonderful watchdog....
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name. One day I took Sex out for a walk and...
Entropy requires no maintenance!
Do you smoke after sex? -- I don't know... I never looked!
That isn't original and Clay didn't even get it right!

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