Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Haven't you ever seen Rembrandt's famous painting: Mel and Cholic Baby.
Lucy! I theen you got some splainin to do.
Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling.
He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets....
Home, home and deranged....
Jealous wife on the phone: You tell my cheating husband to get his ass across the street right now.
Neighbour: He just did!...
Jack and Jill went up the hill To do some Hanky Panky.
Jack went 'Uh!' and Jill went 'Ah!' And out came baby Frankie!...
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
You will pay for eating that apple", God said adamantly!
I'm glad you got your headlight fixed", she beamed!!
I've dropped my toothpaste", he said crestfallen.

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