Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards! Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain! Denial...
What's black and white and red all over? Santa Claus coming down the chimney.
Who was that lady I seen you with last night?" "You mean 'I saw.
'" "Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?" "A rash of good luck!
Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel....
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
Two of New England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships.
Most agree that although Dick is a fine shipbuilder, he's not the rigger Mo...
Why did the theatre critic always praise the first show of the season?
He didn't want to stone the first cast....
If Carmen Miranda married Yves Montand... ...when she combed her hair, would she be Carmen Miranda Montand when she combs?

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