Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What type of birth control would a Roman Catholic lumberjack who's wed to a mathematican use?
?? The log-a-rhythm-method....
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!...
Why didn't the Maharishi want novocaine when he had a tooth pulled?
He wanted to transcend dental medication....
Three guys were having an argument about who was more generously endowed.
Unicorns aren't mythical -- virgins are!
Q: What time of day was Adam born? A: A little before Eve.
Q: When was radio first mentioned in the Bible? A
When God took a rib from Adam and made a loudpeaker....
What a good thing Adam had...when he said something, he knew nobody had said it before.
Eve: "Adam, do you love me?" Adam: "Who else?
The first Adam-splitting gave us Eve - a force which ingeneous men of all ages have never gotten under control.

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