Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Adam was created first - to give him a chance to say something.
Power corrupts, but we need the electricity
What's blue and squirms in the corner? -A baby with a plastic bag.
Why is sex spelled S-E-X? -It's too hard to spell Uhhhh, Ahhhhhh, and Aieee!!!
I say to the doctor, "It seems as I get older, my ears get bigger!
. The doctor, he say to me, "This is not unusual....
Do you know what a Polish 7 course meal is? A six-pack and a kielbasa!
There was a newly married couple and the wife was just a bit unsure of herself around the house.
How do you unload a truck full of babies? With a pitchfolk.
The doctor told Henry that he had cancer and could expect to live only another 4 to 5 weeks.
Henry told his buddies he was dying of AIDS....
Do you know why Scotsman wear kilts?? Sheep can hear a Zipper a mile away.

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