Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Home › Short Jokes › Miscellaneous Jokes

I used to live in Wyoming, in a small town called Frontier (well, actually a suburb of Frontier called Kemmerer.
That is pronounced Kemer. No, ya gotta say it FASTER). Needless to say, there wa...
Guy looking for his friend pops in a barber shop and ask
Hey! Bob Peters here? Barber replies: No. Just heads....
The Answer is: "Marcus Welby ... Pickled Herring..
. and Doris Day." And the Question -- "Name a surgeon, a sturgeon, and a virgin!...
A salesman is assigned a new route that takes him into Texas for the first time.
After reaching his first stop in Texas, it was late so he checked into a motel....
Happiness is a warm modem
One day a proud father brought his 21 year old son into a neighborhood bar for a birthday drink.
This is not unusual except that this proud fathers son had no body, he was just a head....
Pollock goes into store and ask clerk for a link of Polish Sausage.
It's time someone put his foot down around here. And that foot...is me.
THE ANSWER IS: Ciss Boom Baaaaaaa The question is "what sound does an exploding sheep make?
She was married to a Jew but split up because she never knew if she was Carmen or Cohen.

< previous

280

281
282
283
284
285
286
287
288
289
315
next >