Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A couple were relaxing on their front lawn one day when a couple of sailors walked by.
One sailor complimented them on their lovely peach tree....
A draftee went for his physical wearing a truss and with papers that were stamped "M.
E." for "Medically Exempt". Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical....
The story is told of a young Czechoslovakian, a Russian officer, a little old lady, and an attractive young woman riding on a train.
Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passe...
Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice anything special about the man?
"Yes, he seemed better dressed eac...
An Army base staff was planning war games did not want to use live ammunition.
Instead they informed the men, "In place of a rifle, you go `Bang bang'....
This is the Fertilizer Club. It will not cost you a cent to join.
Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of this list and shit in their garden....
1. Mr. Will E. Krapp 5. Mr. Smelly B.
Hind 1422 Enema Way 4766 Die Rea Way Stewsburg, Mass....
Guy says to his friend, "My wife says your head feels just like her ass.
Friend reaches up, feels his head and says, "You know, she's right!...
Old lady says to her husband, "For heavens sake, zip up your fly, it's open.
Husband replies, "No problem, dead birds don't fall out of their nests....
Did you hear about the polish helicopter pilot? He was cold so he shut the fan off.

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