Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What goes VROOOM-SCREECH, VROOOM-SCREECH, VROOOM-SCREECH?
A pollack trying to go through a blinking red light....
How do you get 100 babies in a telephone booth? Blender.
Does a bird's circumcision yield WING TIPS?
Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.
Rebel Without A Clue...
There were these three unemployed guys, Leroy (a black), Chico (a Mexican), and Stosh (a Pole).
They lived together on their welfare checks in a tiny apartment....
A manufacturer of electric light bulbs was talking to the owner of a theater.
I'd like to supply you with bulbs for your marquee," the manufacturer said, "and it wont cost you a cent....
�1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Of course they do, Uncle Sam.
�2. How many birthdays does the average man have? Only one. When he was born.
�3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? All the months (kid joke).

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